Betty's Wine Musings

Sharing Some Wine Humor

As you read in my last post, I’m leaving the great state of California for the great state of Oregon or Washington. I don’t yet have a house picked out, but I will soon. Moving is stressful, so I’m relying on humor to get me through all of this – specifically wine humor. A year or so ago, I wrote a blog entitled “Exploring Various Forms of Wine Humor.” Today, I’ll add to that post. I will be incredibly grateful (grapeful) if you would share your wine humor back with me.

 

Are you up for this challenge?
Are you up for this challenge?

Forms of Wine Humor

Wine humor comes in all kinds of varieties: jokes, quotes, puns and memes. The memes are endless – and I think very funny. So we’ll spend the most time on those. Thank you to Vincarta, TheWineCellarGroup and Reader’s Digest for their WINEderful help with this article.

Wine Jokes

  • What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  • I’ve trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine. It’s a Bordeaux collie.
  • I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.
  • What do you call a wine hangover? The grape depression.
  • What do you call a grape that is an anti-diuretic? Pinot More.
Classic wine humor
Classic wine humor

Wine Quotes

  • “Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”
    • F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
    • Anonymous
  • “Wine is bottled poetry.”
    • Robert Louis Stevenson
  • “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.”
    • Louis Pasteur
One of my favorite quotes
One of my favorite quotes

Wine Puns

  • On cloud wine!
  • Grape minds think alike.
  • You’re wine in a million.
  • Happy hour? Wine not?
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This is available on Amazon – as a PopSocket

Wine Memes

When it comes to wine humor, I think memes have it. I found hundreds of them. Here are some of my favorites.

 

I hope you enjoyed this wine humor. I know there’s a lot more out there. So, I would love it if you would share some of your favorites. Thanks.

Cheers!

 

It's true!
It’s true!
Betty White is the best!
Betty White is the best!

:)
🙂
It could be worth it.
It could be worth it.
Hee hee
Hee hee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As an independent wine consultant with WineShop At Home, I absolutely enjoy bringing a taste of the Napa wine country home to you one sip at a time. Whether you simply love to drink wine, seek a special personalized wine gift, or are in search of a new wine jobs opportunity as a wine consultant, feel free to contact me for a truly unique wine tasting experience!

Cheers, Betty Kaufman
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