When you do a Google search for wine humor, you get hundreds, perhaps thousands, of listings. Truth be told, when you look up humor associated with anything (doctor humor, animal humor, food humor, etc.), you get the same. So what’s so funny about wine humor? Could it be that experts say that the wine industry isn’t filled with a lot of humor? Who knows. Today, we’re going to explore the various forms of wine humor. I hope you enjoy it.
Forms of Wine Humor
Humor comes in many varieties, including jokes, quotes, puns and memes. We’ll explore all of these here. Thank you to the artists and writers for their WINEderful contributions. Thank you also to Vincarta, Travelling Corkscrew, Ceja Vineyards and Reader’s Digest.
Wine Jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I was having wine with my wife when she said ‘I love you so much. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.’ I said, ‘Is that you or the wine talking?’ She said, ‘It’s me talking to the wine.’
Two women meet at a wine bar. They both have their dogs with them. The first woman says, “Oh, this is easy. I pretend I’m blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. Here, I’ll show you.” She goes in with her golden retriever. The second woman goes in, and the maitre de questions her. She says, “I’m blind, and this is my seeing eye dog.” The maitre de says,”They don’t make chihuahua into seeing eye dogs.” She responds by saying, “They gave me a chihuahua?
Wine Quotes
“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
“I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I’m in love and when I’m not.” – Coco Chanel
“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.” – Anonymous
[At his first sip of champagne] “Come quickly! I am tasting stars!” – Dom Perignon
“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
Wine Puns
I make pour decisions.
Love the wine you’re with.
It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
Grape minds think alike.
Sip, sip, hooray!
Wine Memes
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